Cervantes Fan T-Shirts

Don Quixote and books

Don Quixote

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Nun confronts mugger.

Hippie on the moon

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Louis Armstrong

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'Ignore it. It's not the real thing, just another Graceland impersonator.'

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Karim Benzema

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

I was to be Big-Foot's bride...but I was saved by Elvis!

Classic Hybrid

El Catador.

Don Quixote Video Game

'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'

More Hamptons

Formula One Venice

"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

"I shop therefore I am!"