Ceremony Planner Gifts

'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

'Is it mine yet?'

SOARING BILL

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Canape?

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Margarita

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Trade Show Sherpas

A Woman Holding Canapes

Pearly King and Queen

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'