Ceremony Planner Mugs

'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

'Is it mine yet?'

SOARING BILL

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Canape?

Margarita

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Pearly King and Queen

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party