Celebration Planner Mugs

Margarita

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'But you said you didn't want a fuss on your birthday.'

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

"It's the latest trend. . . A divorce cake!"

Birthday cake

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

A dog carrying a large birthday cake on its back.

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'How much will it set me back if you throw me a Father's Day celebration?'

Florist.

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'You add the girl after baking.'

Go out to dinner? but we just went out to dinner on our last anniversary!

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

A man and his ingenuity

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Santa Claus's Mail

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Create some buzz!

'He made an excellent jelly.'