Ceremonial Humorists Pillows

"Sinead?!"

"Here we are."

Graduates on their phones

'He does.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'I'm organic.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Busking Elephant

RETIREMENT VOWS

"I now pronounce you guilty."

Fisherman Funneral

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

It's sweet of you to ask, Randy, but I've decided just to rent some Mel Gibson movies instead.

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'Why is he always hanging around?'