Cerebral Imbiber Gifts

'Thinker's drinker.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Redhead

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Tattoo - brain diagram

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

Heaven is...

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Wine-O'Clock

In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

I've started so I'll finish...

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Holy Spirit.

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