Cerebral Closet Curator Gifts

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Shoe addict.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'You must have something in my size?'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.