Cerebral Closet Curator Gifts

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Shoe addict.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'You must have something in my size?'

Private View.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.