Cereal Circle Seeker Gifts

Mysterious crop circles found in England.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"