Cereal Addict Gifts

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"I go soggy in the bath."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'