Century Ponderer Gifts

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

After the summer holidays

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

Euro crisis

'What did we do before China made everything?'

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"How are we supposed to eat homework when it's all digital?"