Centrist Critic Gifts

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

Grand Canyon Viewing

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

Desk at the Horizon