
Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders
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Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders
Reagacentennial
"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'
'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'
Tempest in a Teapot
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
The Price of Freedom
Corporate Greed.
"Sir, your greed is showing."
"Money is life's report card."
Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.
The two faces of capitalism.
Greenspanisms for sale (50c)
Capitalism and Consumers
The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
Making money for investors is simple
'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
Consumption Graph.
Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations
'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'
Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank
Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.
The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism
Desk at the Horizon
"I think he's been capitalised!"
"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."
'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'
Grand Canyon Viewing
Michael Moore
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