Central Intelligence Gifts

Looking for a witty way to celebrate your favorite genius? Our collection of gifts celebrating central intelligence features funny, intelligent-themed products crafted to bring a smile. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a clever t-shirt, or a stylish print, find the perfect humorous nod to smart minds. These gifts are ideal for those who love to show off their smarts with a touch of humor. Make your gift stand out and celebrate wit and wisdom with our unique range.

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The Anti-Agent

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"National security adviser"

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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops. mockup

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

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CIA report

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.' mockup

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

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"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

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Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo. mockup

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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'More government surveillance!'

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"Ok, I found a secure line."

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"That's hardly necessary!"

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered." mockup

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

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Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free' mockup

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

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Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain. mockup

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

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'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.' mockup

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

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The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies. mockup

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

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"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage." mockup

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

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Charades

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"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

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