Centenarian Admirer Gifts

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"What old school? This is my life."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

J. M. W. Turner

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Mannequin protest

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

John Cleese

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

King Henry IV

Hippy Smoke Rings.

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Countess

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

I love Vintage

Winston Churchill

Walter Reed