Centenarian Admirer Gifts

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"What old school? This is my life."

Hildegard von Bingen

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

J. M. W. Turner

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Four Stages of Christmas.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Mannequin protest

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

John Cleese

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Sid James

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

King Henry IV

Hippy Smoke Rings.

Countess

I love Vintage

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Winston Churchill