Cement And Icing Artist T-Shirts

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Pavement Artist

Ice-Cube-IV

"Just a drop."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Baker

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Child making ice sculpture.

Igloo Windfarm.

Cake Writer's Block

Here's one I made earlier.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Birthday Painting

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Tony Blair - EU budget.