Cement And Icing Artist Pillows

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Pavement Artist

Ice-Cube-IV

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Just a drop."

Baker

Igloo Windfarm.

Child making ice sculpture.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Here's one I made earlier.

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

Cake Writer's Block

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Birthday Painting

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Practical Jokers Club

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

Tony Blair - EU budget.