Celtic Vs. Rangers Devotee Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Golfing Bishop.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Britain in 410AD

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Happy Birthday

'They come down here to smoke.'

Mappa Brittanica

Pixieland- The Cabinet

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Gatorade!

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Two bars—how about you?"

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

I'm afraid of heights.

Hand me the remote...

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

Tommy Docherty.

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"Separate clouds, please."

"Sorry. I'm molting."