Celtic Vs. Rangers Devotee T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Golfing Bishop.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Britain in 410AD

Pixieland- The Cabinet

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Happy Birthday

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Mappa Brittanica

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Gatorade!

Hand me the remote...

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Separate clouds, please."

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'