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'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Mappa Brittanica

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Pyramids exploding.

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Vampire Umbrella

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

Britain in 410AD

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Athena

Pixieland- The Cabinet