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'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Mappa Brittanica

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Pyramids exploding.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Vampire Umbrella

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Easter Island Secret

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Carpe diem

'Somebody got some sun.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Jason and the Jargonauts.

Britain in 410AD

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

Pixieland- The Cabinet

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.