Celtic Music Lover T-Shirts

"We'd give you a hand but they never leave our sides."

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Modern Major General

Baroque Peacock

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Frederic Chopin

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Occupational Hazards.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Violinist.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Doctor Bartolo

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Leonore from Fidelio

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Computer Music

Sailor boy