Celtic Culture Aficionado Gifts

Gaelic tattoo: 'Guinness is good for you.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"In ancient Egypt we were worshipped as gods."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Britain in 410AD

'It's all hand made.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Might I sound a note of caution?"

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pixieland- The Cabinet

Janus.

Mappa Brittanica

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Happy Birthday

"Hercules hiscules"

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

All Roads Lead To Rome.