Celtic Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Happy Birthday

"High road" "Low road"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Mummy Musician

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Venus

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"He died young."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

Britain in 410AD

'It's all hand made.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'Who are you calling ancient?'