Celtic Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Happy Birthday

"High road" "Low road"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Mummy Musician

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"He died young."

Venus

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

Britain in 410AD

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'It's all hand made.'

Pixieland- The Cabinet

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

'Who are you calling ancient?'