Celtic Culture Gifts

Gaelic tattoo: 'Guinness is good for you.'

Boudicca

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Pompeii restoration project.

"Is anything good on?"

"Too much club."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know what you're thinking.'

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"