Celtic Culture Gifts

Gaelic tattoo: 'Guinness is good for you.'

Boudicca

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Too much club."

"Is anything good on?"

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Pompeii restoration project.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.