Celtic Culture Buffs Gifts

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Mummy Musician

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"He died young."

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

Venus

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

'It's all hand made.'

Britain in 410AD

The Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables.

Happy Birthday

"It would never work out, Oog - I worship the sun, and you worship the moon."

"Might I sound a note of caution?"

Janus.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."