Celtic Culture Buffs Gifts

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Mummy Musician

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Venus

"He died young."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

Britain in 410AD

'It's all hand made.'

The Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

"It would never work out, Oog - I worship the sun, and you worship the moon."

Pixieland- The Cabinet

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