Cellular Sweethearts Gifts

Today's love

"Talk nerdy to me."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Right click for yes...

The Scanner Of Love.

Dog in love

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

cuPad

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Your website or mine?'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Heart-shaped guitar

Doctors in Love.

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"I love you in theory."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

The Honeymooners.

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Dog has cellphone. Woman says to man: 'I think he likes you. Look, he wants to swap mobile numbers.'

Online Romance

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

Newlywed violinists

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

'Darling, we've been virtually dating for some time now, and I'd like you to be my cyber wife.'