Satellite Sweetheart Gifts

Dog in love

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I love you, you big fool."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Today's love

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

You Are Here

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Kissing at the Movies

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Hubble Telescope

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

Market. Sale. Bottled Water. Improved! Now 25% Wetter!

"Curious and curiouser."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

How you can tell you're in a committed relationship...

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

Marry me on a surfboard

"I love you in theory."

First Cynic in Space

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

"Wanna be my boo?"

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'