Cellular Comedy Fan Gifts

I said TRY another location Noel, you KEEP breaking up! - A guy talking to another guy over the phone, and he is breaking up into pieces

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'They want your underwear.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

Where Are They Now?

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

iPhone Senior

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"You've been out roaming again?"

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

'This thing is airproof, right?'

"Now that you're back working in the office we thought it fair to start billing you for heating."

"Don't pretend to shoot me, I'll pretend to give you my wallet!"

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'Oh...Sty Candy!'