Cellular Humorist Gifts

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Dawing your Cellphone

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Hardware and software

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Protoplasm

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

The Scottish Lawn