Cellular Comedy Fan Mugs

I said TRY another location Noel, you KEEP breaking up! - A guy talking to another guy over the phone, and he is breaking up into pieces

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

Where Are They Now?

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"You've been out roaming again?"

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

'This thing is airproof, right?'

"Now that you're back working in the office we thought it fair to start billing you for heating."

'A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"There's not a large audience for your type of ethnic humor. After all, how many Peruvian-Greeks are there?"

'Oh...Sty Candy!'

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

"Don't pretend to shoot me, I'll pretend to give you my wallet!"