Celestial Job Seeker T-Shirts

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"Earthlings."

"I still maintain an online presence."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Yahweh/Your Way

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"User name and password?"

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Inventive Uses of Halo

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

Any post-existing conditions? Insurance.

One Way Arrow.

"Harry got a recall notice."

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

"My 'chord' and my God!"

The training halo...

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

Heaven - Free WI-fi

'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'

'Well, if it isn't, Billy Jones!... I thought you were dead!'

"Have you travelled far?"

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."