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The training halo...

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Angel doing the hula hoop.

An amplified harp

Sir Patrick Moore.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'Recalculating!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Angel Golf

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Cloud Hang

Sell the Universe !

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Cellist on Mars

"User name and password?"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

Bassoonist cherub.

Cellist on Mars

Jehovah's Fitness

God plays golf

"My 'chord' and my God!"

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"After unfolding the telescope in space, we found your phone."

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

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