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"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I wish I was creative'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

You are everywhere.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Whoops!'

My dinner with Andromeda

Give Way To Cyclists

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'Recalculating!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars