Celestial Climber Gifts

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Surfing alien.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

SOE (South Of Earth)

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

You are everywhere.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'Recalculating!'

'Whoops!'

My dinner with Andromeda

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Give Way To Cyclists

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017