Celebrity Spoof Fan Gifts

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Eggsorcist"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Emergency Hipster Beard

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Paging for a Doctor

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

Hollywood or bust!

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Dua Lipa caricature

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'