Celebrity Spoof Fan Gifts

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Eggsorcist"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Paging for a Doctor

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

Elton John

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Life stripped bare

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.