Movie Spoof Lover Gifts

Snakes Without Masks On A Plane

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Planet of the puppies"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

The Insiders

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Brighton Rocky

Planet of the Dems

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

The Family Joules: Part 13

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

Unreal Estate.

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"