Celebrity Shows Gifts

'We are very close to mapping the gullibility gene...'

'Marm misses Simon Cowell.'

'Harry got it just for the Anna-Nicole show!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Albert Einstein

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

Pete Sampras

Reese Witherspoon

Michael Jackson

Applause

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Elvis Presley

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Bryan Ferry

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'