Celebrity Obsessed Pillows

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

TV-Mirror.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."