Celebrity Culture Junkie Pillows

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

Alicia Vikander

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Spoiler alert."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

7 More Dwarfs

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

How I met your mother

Ringo Starr

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Bette Midler

Stephen Fry

Amanda Seyfried

Cool hand... Uke

Woody Allen

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Justin Timberlake

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Sissy Spacek

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w