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Meanwhile in Hollywood

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'We know you are a serious actress..'