Celebrity Encounters Pillows

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Joe Henry

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."