Celebrity Diet Follower Pillows

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Vegetarian Birds

Elvis Presley

Brad Pitt

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

All Star Team.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

Elton John

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Dogs Touring Hollywood

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'