Celebrator Of Adulting Gifts

Other People

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

The end of innocence

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Happy new year!"

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Scared 26 year old

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Aged Centaur.

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."