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"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

The end of innocence

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Happy new year!"

Scared 26 year old

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Awake and doing great"

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Condom Delivery

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)