Celebrating A Dining Misadventure T-Shirts

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

"Say when!"

'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'

Sneezing dragon.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

"That's my plate. They said it comes with a side of my choice."

A Respite Between Courses

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

'No termites, no grubs, no leaves... What kind of crazy restaurant is this?'

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

Murphy's Slaw.

"How is everything?"

'Separate cheques?'

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

A man ordering Haricot Mutton in a restaurant

'Will there be anything else, sir?'

"Waiter, there seems to be a toupee in my soup."

"Now remember: My dad’s obsessed with the weather and will hit on you, and my mother thinks you’re a gold digger."