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'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'You lifted your head.'

Future Tents

Hamlet in the craft shop.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Early House Hunting.

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Writer's irony.

Before Instagram

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

'I can totally draw better than this.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

It went out. The program must have crashed.

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Ig a skyscraper collapses in the cit and I don't hear it...will we care?"

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"