Cave Philosopher Gifts

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'You lifted your head.'

Future Tents

Hamlet in the craft shop.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

Early House Hunting.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Before Instagram

Writer's irony.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'Time? Time's relative.'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

'I can totally draw better than this.'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Ig a skyscraper collapses in the cit and I don't hear it...will we care?"

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'