Cave Drawing Enthusiast Gifts

'As a freelancer I'm better safe than sorry.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Early Sexting

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

"Gesundheit!"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."