Cave Council Meeting Gifts

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'What's on the other side?...'

Early cave painters

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'I've invented copyright.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Moog invented the blog.

Mammoth

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.