Cave Council Meeting Gifts

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'What's on the other side?...'

Early cave painters

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'I've invented copyright.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Mammoth

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Moog invented the blog.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.