Cautious Daredevil T-Shirts

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Washing Line Walker

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."