Cautious Crowd Gifts

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

No Immediate Danger

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'This ladder is rotten!'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

Health and safety nightmare.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

Half a loaf is better than none..

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"Better safe than sorry."

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

Beware of Everything.