Cautious Consumer Pillows

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Here...I'll call the lottery office...they can probably pick us up!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

No Immediate Danger

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

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